Post your epic failz here.
1. This morning I parked along a street and hopped out of the car to hang a yard sale sign on a telephone pole. I thought I had my car in park until I heard a CRUNCH sound and see my car hit the back of an RV down the street. Fortunately only a 2 x 2 inch scratch on the grill. I feel so stupid though.
2. I befriended Contra, a world famous internet creep.
3. I've gotten 2 speeding tickets in my life. Each for just 5 mph over.