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1. This morning I parked along a street and hopped out of the car to hang a yard sale sign on a telephone pole. I thought I had my car in park until I heard a CRUNCH sound and see my car hit the back of an RV down the street. Fortunately only a 2 x 2 inch scratch on the grill. I feel so stupid though.
2. I befriended Contra, a world famous internet creep.
3. I've gotten 2 speeding tickets in my life. Each for just 5 mph over.
i failz most of the time... except skating and having a shit attitude... i excel at that shit... well the bad attitude part at least...
Wife got in accident in our car. Car goes to shop, gets new fender/door/paint etc. I go pick up car that looks like new. Hop in, put car in reverse and back into a tension wire coming off a power pole in body shop parking lot. Ruin rear bumper. Book car back in for repairs.
drjcv said:
married a psychotic bitch
I recall you saying you married your ex-wife because she was the least crazy of all the women you dated. In retrospect, do you feel you might have settled a bit? Not trying to make a joke here or anything. Just seeing if there's any correlation between divorces and people settling for their spouses due to the pressures of marriage.
drjcv said: went to school for 8 years and make less money than most plumbers
married a psychotic bitch
dude honnestly...
either you need to work on yourself, seek help or you are just very very cynical by nature. there is no too late in life, you can change things...
mcbain said:
drjcv said:
married a psychotic bitch
I recall you saying you married your ex-wife because she was the least crazy of all the women you dated. In retrospect, do you feel you might have settled a bit? Not trying to make a joke here or anything. Just seeing if there's any correlation between divorces and people settling for their spouses due to the pressures of marriage.
no. something happened after Morgan was born. she changed into a different person. all of a sudden she had it in her mind that i never loved her, that i didn't want to marry her, that i didn't want morgan, that i was cheating. any objective assessment of reality would show that none of those things were the case. none of her friends, my friends, or her family could understand where she was coming from, but her FEELINGS trumped all logic/reality. every effort i made to keep together failed.I was 100% against getting divorced.
cennay said:
drjcv said: went to school for 8 years and make less money than most plumbers
married a psychotic bitch
dude honnestly...
either you need to work on yourself, seek help or you are just very very cynical by nature. there is no too late in life, you can change things...
fuck off. my situation is a result of circumstances beyond my control. only my reaction to those circumstances/events is up to me. i think a lesser personal would be handling it much worse than i am. i could have given up a long time ago.
drjcv said:
cennay said:
drjcv said: went to school for 8 years and make less money than most plumbers
married a psychotic bitch
dude honnestly...
either you need to work on yourself, seek help or you are just very very cynical by nature. there is no too late in life, you can change things...
fuck off. my situation is a result of circumstances beyond my control. only my reaction to those circumstances/events is up to me. i think a lesser personal would be handling it much worse than i am. i could have given up a long time ago.
no need to be rude.
my bro seems to be in the same situation, it's true neither he nore anyone around saw that coming...
i think she just wanted to kids for herslef...
drjcv said:
mcbain said:drjcv said:
married a psychotic bitch
I recall you saying you married your ex-wife because she was the least crazy of all the women you dated. In retrospect, do you feel you might have settled a bit? Not trying to make a joke here or anything. Just seeing if there's any correlation between divorces and people settling for their spouses due to the pressures of marriage.
no. something happened after Morgan was born. she changed into a different person. all of a sudden she had it in her mind that i never loved her, that i didn't want to marry her, that i didn't want morgan, that i was cheating. any objective assessment of reality would show that none of those things were the case. none of her friends, my friends, or her family could understand where she was coming from, but her FEELINGS trumped all logic/reality. every effort i made to keep together failed.I was 100% against getting divorced.
That really sucks and shows there might be no rhyme or reason to why divorces happen. I'm truly sorry about your situation and hope things have gotten better since.
1st dui, black out drunk (blew a .23 on the side of the road) rear ended and destroyed a 5 day old parked cop car
nataskaput said: 1st dui, black out drunk (blew a .023 on the side of the road) rear ended and destroyed a 5 day old parked cop car
I was going to make a comment about this, but then realized that I would be opening a can of worms that I do not feel like opening tonight. With that said, I think you probably know where I was going with said comment.
jen24 said:
nataskaput said: 1st dui, black out drunk (blew a .023 on the side of the road) rear ended and destroyed a 5 day old parked cop car
I was going to make a comment about this, but then realized that I would be opening a can of worms that I do not feel like opening tonight. With that said, I think you probably know where I was going with said comment.
Same.
I refrained though.
i edited it it it was a .23 not .023, and if you you think this is some thing i haven't come to terms with after almost being beaten to death when i should have already been dead from how high my BAC was that night, your wrong.
i thought so to, only time i had ever worn a suit to court, but the Judge and DA laughed their asses off at me, gave me a slap on the wrist sent me on my way, kinda fucked upripitup said:
nataskaput said: 1st dui, black out drunk (blew a .023 on the side of the road) rear ended and destroyed a 5 day old parked cop carThis is serious, when the fuck did that happen??!
This morning I tried to say "bird" and accidentally said "fuck you" to my uncle.
I was just doing a no-handed trackstand in the middle of the bike shop where I work. I momentarily lost my balance, awkwardly stuck a leg out to counterbalance, and slammed into the ground when the bike slipped out from underneath me.
Bruised knee, hip, and ego. Failz.
Ha. The bike shop job is a temporary position while I continue looking for a permanent product design job.
Bachelors degree in Industrial Design. Making eight dollars an hour at a bike shop. Failz.
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