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  1. Lionel Hutz

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     Squirrel attacking residents of Vt. neighborhood

    BENNINGTON, Vt. – A Vermont neighborhood is being stalked by a renegade gray squirrel.

    Several people in Bennington say they've been attacked by a squirrel over the last few weeks.

    Kevin McDonald tells the Bennington Banner he was shoveling snow when the squirrel jumped onto him. He says he threw the animal off, but it twice jumped back onto him. A game warden says there have been other reports, too.

    One woman is being treated for exposure to rabies, but Vermont Public Health Veterinarian Robert Johnson says there's never been a case of a squirrel passing rabies to a human.

    Johnson says it's possible the squirrel was raised as a pet and lost its fear of humans. He says the squirrel might "go ballistic" when it encounters people it doesn't recognize.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110316/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_squirrel_attack

  2. Dave99

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     that's nuts

  3. shralp

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    Maybe that squirrel is one pecan short of a pie.

  4. Lionel Hutz

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     He certainly didn't paws to think about his actions.

  5. shralp

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    Bright eyed and bushy tailed is a lot meaner than I thought it was.

  6. Ado

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    Maybe the squirrel just thought the guy was nuts.  

  7. shralp

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    "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"

  8. Ninety-Roll

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    this story is for the birds.

    FUCK...i suck at this game.

  9. Ado

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    If that happened to me, I'd turn tail and scamper away.

  10. Rook

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    Maybe he is just sick an tired of seeing his friend trying to pull a rabbit out of his hat.....

  11. shralp

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    small mammal for attack.

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  13. jwhitey

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     I guess all squirrels aren't in the forest

  14. Dave99

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  15. Duhg

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    I could not think of a pun for this.
    It gnawed at me all night.

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