youknowlarry said: If you were as comfortable being single as you claim to be, you wouldn't sound so bitter and defensive about it.
But, I don't know you, so I won't judge.
I'm just getting pissed at the regularity and utter ridiculous timing of the comments thrown my way. Out at a restaurant for a family dinner? Yeah, perfect time and place to rag on Richard about being single. Why not throw in my pathological liar of a grandfather who has to constantly make up stories about how he set me up with women only to have me run away? Yeah. Fucking wonderful. It makes for an awesome family dinner when I want to ram steak knife threw my only living grandparent's throat. Repeatedly.
eva said: you sound like my hipster.
still don't get the whole 'alone happily ever after'
Did I say I want to be alone for the rest of time? No... See this is the problem. People just can't grasp that someone doesn't need to be in a relationship every waking moment of their life. I've been there done that many times. Most of my relationships have lasted years. Not hours. Not days. Not weeks. Not even months. Years. Lived with a girl for three years and was on the verge of asking her to marry me. I even thought for awhile about talking to her about having a kid. So it's not like I am anti-relationship and just want to curl up in a ball and cut myself to The Cure's Disintegration album on repeat. It's just that for right now, having a girlfriend is not a priority at all, but that seems to make as much sense to most people as Krazy gluing a 4' dildo to your forehead and proclaiming that you're a unicorn.
But fuck it. I think I'll just go out tonight, find some girl to fuck for awhile just to shut everyone up. That's what a completely normal guy would do right? Find some chick, fuck her, then throw her away in time to get the next one wrapped around my dick. Sounds like a great way to live life and respect not only those around you, but yourself as well. Time to go get my moronic alpha male, testosterone-laden, dick-driven bro-game happening.