Weekend Nov 21 Thru Thanksgiving Nov 26 Entry-Based Contest for a 2010 Burton R. Crumb Private Stock

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  1. TahoeChappy

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    So it snowed today here in Tahoe finally.  This afternoon about 1pm a pretty windy, fast-moving storm hit us hard for 4 or 5 hours and blanketed town with 6” at least so far…..and I’ve heard an early report of 15 – 18” so far up above 7,500ft.  It’s winding down now with just some flurries, but it’s a nice natural blanket to go on the manmade strips that had been blown at Boreal and recently Squaw Valley and Northstar.  I couldn’t be more stoked.

    Well yeah I could be since I also picked up my little project snowmachine from the boys at Thin Air Motorsports here in Truckee.  She had needed a little valve job and some other doo-dads to get ready for the season, and boy does she sound great.  I might make some snowboard laps with the kids at Northstar or Boreal, then afterwards go put up on the “fiberboard freeway” behind Northstar to brake in the new valves.  All in all, today was a good day.

    2010 Burton Private Stock R Crumb Felix the Cat 009 smallWhich gets me to want to pass on the stoke for sure, so I thought even though these are some of Buton’s infamous “seconds”, who wouldn’t be stoked on a 2010 Burton R. Crumb Private Stock snowboard based on a channel version of the “Hate” V-Rocker with the infamous X-rated, 1972 animated movie star “Fritz the Cat”??  It’s a rare enough board, and the topsheet drawing of Fritz trying to get past first base is from a 2001 limited edition, 15” x 19” numbered drawing of only 300 that is going for $80 on R Crumb’s own website.   I’ve checked all three boards thoroughly for what exactly caused them to be either blemished seconds in pure cosmetics versus any base p-tex gap fillers versus edge / sidewall fillers versus gouges anywhere on the board.  Details to come as to what makes each of them a “second” for the three boards.  I included a few pics of each one as well.  The winner, of course, get as many detailed pics to compare amongst the three as they need.  All three have a different base color combination.

    Now as to how you win.

    First and foremost is to have upgraded to being a “Premium” Lounger.  If that’s Greek to you, then unfortunately you won’t be able to win this sucker unless you do the $20 upgrade.  It’s fast and easy and we finally even worked out the paypal kinks.

    2010 Burton R Crumb Private Stock Felix the Cat Hate Channel V Rocker - Black BaseSo please keep your submissions from crossing over into cheesy and blatantly fabricated bullshit – as well as outright porn – and then the person who wins this Burton Private Stock R. Crumb “Fritz the Cat” snowboard will be the one who best tells their most embarrassing yet hilariously awkward sexual moment.  I didn’t want to go for bizzaro / fetish land ( Edit per Suchick….the “bizzaro / fetish” closed sign as been turned to read “open” now ) as maybe the R. Crumb faithful would’ve liked, so I figured this would be a close second as we all could get good some good laughs.  For the uninitiated, read some more about the life of Robert Crumb and what led him into his LSD inspired life of animation that has often over the decades dived into sometimes graphic and sexually dark spots.

    Now to set the bar, one of the more awkward hook-up moments ever for me was when I went to an awesome house party in college to hang out with a chick there.  Nothing had happened with her prior to then although there had definitely been some good flirting.  Well tonight was the night I could tell.  By about midnight we booth were sooooo hammered that we just stumbled into her room and didn’t even really get too many clothes off each other before just going at it fast and furious.  It was actually a pretty quick session but mutually beneficial to both surprisingly.  The post cuddle was short and sweet as she started lightly snoring a few minutes into it.

    Unfortunately for me, though, those last 3 shots of tequila in a row with my buddy Scott were hitting me pretty damn hard right about then.  In fact, that whole “spinning room” thing started firing up on me and even though I was doing big, long inhales and exhales, it didn’t take long for that lump to appear.

    You know that lump.  It starts moving back up your throat pretty quickly when your stomach says that it’s got too much fucking alcohol in it and your liver is backing up and your body is saying “REJECT!  REJECT!”  I jumped up and ran towards the bathroom.  I flung open the door and tripped over something that sent me falling headfirst with my arms reaching out….luckily to wrap almost perfectly around the toilet just in time for that disgusting upheaval of puke to come gushing out.

    I thought that I was loud enough to wake up the neighbors, but it didn’t phase her at all as she didn’t even make a sound.  I stood up and fumbled around for the sink but couldn’t find the faucet handles for some reason…..and boy was I still drunk and spinning.  At least now I knew that I could just pass out quickly.

    So about 7am or so I woke up to her standing over the bed poking me in the back asking if I wanted a glass of water or Tylenol or anything else.  She told me she had just gotten up and gone pee and got some water and Tylenol for her own pounding headache.  She also wanted to know if I was the one who had “spilled” beer all over her clothes hamper in her closet?

    Bahdump dump.

    2010 Burton Private Stock R Crumb Felix the Cat 015 smallSo top that one, and you get the 2010 Burton Private Stock R. Crumb “Fritz the Cat” snowboard based off of the Burton “Hate” V Rocker.  It only comes in the 154 too I forgot to mention.

    Oh, and since this is an extra special giveaway with hopefully some extra special stories, I’m going to keep this one running all the way into Thanksgiving Day.  The winning story that best tops mine will be decided just after the second of three NFL football games is played that afternoon / evening  – the Oakland Raaaaaaaaaiders versus the Dallas Cowboys.

    So if you personally have a story and/or know of a story as good as or better than mine, well then sharpen up your witty writing skills and get do it.  There’s no limit on the number of words…..and unlike my story with no supporting pics, the winning entry just might include a couple if it was something caught on film.

    Winner announced on Thursday, November 26th around 5pm Pacific / 8pm Eastern or whenever the Raiders finish pulling off the shocking upset of the Cowboys….or so Ninety Roll would wish!

    2010 Burton R Crumb Private Stock Felix the Cat Hate Channel V Rocker - Lime Base Small2010 Burton R Crumb Private Stock Felix the Cat Hate Channel V Rocker - Blue Base Small2010 Burton R Crumb Private Stock Felix the Cat Hate Channel V Rocker - Black Base Small

    Green Base Version – There are zero base, edge, sidewall, topsheet, graphics, or color issues with this board.  Instead, it appears that the edge of another board fell against the right edge of this board along the right corner of the topsheet taking a couple mm gouge out of the topsheet that’s less than a centimeter long.  The gouge is luckily in the right arm of the couch in the center graphic and not as noticeable as it would be if it were in the solid colors of the topsheet.  A good shop tech could not only seal it up, but they could make the gouge even less apparent.  Except for the little blemish, this thing is perfect.

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    Blue Base Version – It has a great base and the edge is perfect, but the first slight imperfection is that the sidewall looks like it had a little scuff in the upper left about 10 centimeters below the contact point.  This really is extremely nitpicky here on my part and might not even be part of what made it a second.  I believe that it’s mainly the topsheet on this one as there are two very faint dimples on the right about 1/3 of the way down the board from the top, a small “speck” in the gloss coat in the left arm of the couch, and a couple faint scratches in the lower left about 10 centimeters above the contact point there as well as in the middle closer to the tail.  Again I’m being picky…..

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    Black Base Version – Again this board is great except for a few topsheet issues.  On the upper left nose about 10 centimeters above the contact point there are two small scuffs less than a centimeter in length that have dulled the gloss shine.  There’s also a nick in the topsheet about 2/3 of the way down the board that’s about 3 millimeters long and looks like the classic edge of another board nicking it.  There are also some really small water spot looking thing near the tail that honestly look like they might rub out.  Lastly there are 2 noticeable albeit faint “scuff lines” running parallel for about 3 centimeters from the lower left contact point toward the tail.

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    Weekend Nov 21 Thru Thanksgiving Nov 26 Entry-Based Contest for a 2010 Burton R. Crumb Private Stock “Fritz the Cat” Snowboard

  2. blutters

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     R crumb did the artwork for Big Brother and holding Company's "Cheap Thrills" album, which includes a Hell's Angels logo, which is the only way a non-member can own a copy of the logo, which is copyrighted.

    Also, check out the movie Crumb . fucking weird.

  3. Eva

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    I thought about something but I don't have interest in the board? Fail.

  4. RIPITUP

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     WOW what a board. Fritz is awesome. good story Chappy. Not sure if mine is worthy in comparison. But it was very random and very embarassing

    In 2006 I was a golf pro working in a proshop. I was working the afternoon of my birthday and it was a relaxed day at work. I was walking through the cart area in the basement going to the storage room and a beer cart girl runs up beside me. I had been hitting on this beer cart girl for 2 summers already and all I got was a make-out session at a party. So we are walking through the cart area and she says, "I hear it's your birthday today. Happy birthday." I say, "well that's nice of you, thanks." She looks at me and grabs my hand, and pulls me into the liquor cellar. I'm thinking, jackpot, she's going to steal me a case of beer or a bottle or something...She closed the door behind us and told me to sitdown. She then started to give me a real REAL hot lap dance...it was no time at all and I had a raging hard-on. She had such a nice pair. She then started to sing happy birthday and took off my pants. So she's got me in her mouth and I'm climaxing in her mouth and the fvck'n GM walks in. I quit shaking and making the squirrely face, look over at him and he says, "my office, 10 minutes." So I get myself rearranged and try and hide the hard-on as I head up to his office. He sits me down in his office and closes the blinds...."so how was it birthday boy?" I said,"best birthday present ever." He started laughing and told me not to tell anyone and to tell her to do the same thing. For a few weeks after that everyone who knew about it called me, "the birthday boy."

  5. Eva

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     so you climaxed and then still have a hard on? good job.

  6. RIPITUP

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     Not gonna lie though, the nervous walk up to his office killed it.

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     i dont really need this board but i do have a good story, so mybe my giveaway luck will continue

  8. Junkshow

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     Eva story!

  9. suchick13

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    Please reconsider the "no bizzaro/fetish land" criteria Chappy, as I would like to enter. I promise - nothing outright pornographic. :)

    I love R. Crumb's work and would like to enter this one for sure.

  10. Eva

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     I want to hear suchick's story!

  11. contra

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     tit for tit, ladies

  12. Keats0206

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     was just checking out the crumb at my local shop... someone will be very stoked to win one for sure.

  13. Dave99

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     can the story involve hookers?

  14. TahoeChappy

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    suchick13 said: Please reconsider the "no bizzaro/fetish land" criteria Chappy, as I would like to enter. I promise - nothing outright pornographic. :)
    I love R. Crumb's work and would like to enter this one for sure.

     

    lol.....well for me at least "bizzaro / fetish" involves broken glass, power tools, and maybe like a few leeches or some shit :)

    I just know how graphic someone could get here, but I guess yeah let's see how far the envelope can get pushed then.

    Let's hear it!!

  15. kbasa

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    can the story have glow sticks, antennae and tin foil? My story isn't as interesting as you might think hahaha.

  16. truckeebread

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     which story do I dare share........

  17. Scarlet Fever

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     i dont know if i should be sad or happy that i don't have a story that's worthy...

  18. suchick13

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    tahoechappy said:

    suchick13 said: Please reconsider the "no bizzaro/fetish land" criteria Chappy, as I would like to enter. I promise - nothing outright pornographic. :)
    I love R. Crumb's work and would like to enter this one for sure.

     
    lol.....well for me at least "bizzaro / fetish" involves broken glass, power tools, and maybe like a few leeches or some shit :)
    I just know how graphic someone could get here, but I guess yeah let's see how far the envelope can get pushed then.
    Let's hear it!!

     

    Naw, I'll leave the broken glass/ power tool, leech one for another contest.
    OK thanks Chappy for the green light - story pending...

  19. suchick13

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    Fetish events aren't really that much different than any other event - all the really good ones are private, by invitation only, and you need to be able 'get behind the velvet rope'. So to speak.

    About 5 years ago I was invited to a private BDSM night. A couple, well known in the BDSM scene, extended an invite to me to attend a private party, to be held in their place of business. They ran an office furniture warehouse. It was going to be converted for the party, held on a Saturday night. Private parties are different from fetish events held in public places like bars. Obviously the whole "liquor law" thing is out the window with a private party. Either the hosts have an open bar, or it's a BYOB thing. But private parties also mean the usual restrictions aren't imposed. And "usual restrictions" in the fetish scene is code for "edge play". Edge play is a catch-all phrase for activities that are higher risk (and some would say, higher reward). But the usual no-no's in public are knife play, breath play, and blood play. There are others, but those are the activities that are usually verboten in a public venue.

    So off I go to the party around 10 pm. It's held in the north east end of the city, on a street where there are light industrial units. The entrance was around the back, by loading dock F. I approached the door and saw a Hell's Angel had been hired as the doorman. I slipped him a nice tip. (I felt it was a good idea). When I got inside I was amazed at how the space had been transformed. Every vestiage of a furniture warehouse and loading dock were gone. In it's place was a cavernous dark space, punctuated by huge neon signs hung throughout. They read words like "SLUT", "MASTER", "SLAVE" and "FUCK". There was a huge metal cage in the middle of the space (where naughty submissives could be locked up). A plethora of play equipment was flung in every corner - spanking benches, a St. Andrews Cross, stocks, surgical trays and gurneys. There was a seating area with couches, private rooms with beds upstairs, a bar at the back, and a DJ spinning in the corner.

    I saw a couple of friends there - including a friend called David who was a cop, and very into whips. He'd brought a selection of single tails to play with. I headed to the bar, grabbed a drink and started to circulate.

    Where to begin ? I saw stuff that night I hadn't seen before. Starting with the gangly Goth dood, who was corseting his submissive girlfriend. Tiny little thing with itty bitty tittys bound to a post, surgical pins running in parallel lines on each side of her front. Her Dominant was very good at his craft - precisely inserting each pin from her collar bone, to the top of her hip. Then reaching into a black leather knapsack, taking a length of grosgrain ribbon and criss-crossing it back and forth, weaving a corset pattern down her torso. When she was released, she had that dreamy sub-space look on her face. Tiny trickles of blood slid down her pale skin.

    David grabbed a single tail, and I got a product knowledge session on how to use it - it commands a lot of respect for good reason. A nasty piece of equipment if used poorly.

    I zipped upstairs and watched a couple of scenes - one involving choking and 'soul kissing' (where you clamp your mouth over your partner and breath "for" them). The submissive literally had their breath taken away. Another couple of friends were having fun with wax play and nipple clamps an they asked me to join in the fun.

    Then there was the Dominatrix with the dwarves. This Valkyrie looking blonde, dressed in leather just outside of the smoking area. She had not one, but two dwarves, on leashes, on their hands and knees in front of her. In assless chaps. She was flogging them with great vigour.

    Then.. around midnight, just as things are getting weirder and weirder (read: the adult diaper wearing crew shows up...) from the back of the warehouse by the bar, I hear our host scream. And he's screaming the following phrase :

    'COTTON CANDY !!! COTTON CANDY !!!'

    And everyone drops what they're doing. Runs to the back bar. And sure enough -- there it is. Our host had gone to Costco, and got one of those table top cotton candy machines. He was gleefully spinning clouds of gossamer, candy coloured cotton candy.

    So I'm standing there, waist deep in freaks, (including the dwarfs in assless chaps, people wearing nothing more then electrical tape on their nipples, and the Hells Angel doorman), and everyone is giggling like a school girl, grabbing a cardboard cylindrical holders and twirling and twisting cotton candy. I had a moment of real cognitive dissonance. It was surreal. Dark warehouse. Neon signs reading "FUCK" and "COCK". The howls of the submissives coming from dimly lit corners. Whips, floggers, chains, leather, clamps, shibari ropes, CBT equipment -- all strewn about the place. Lying inert.

    Because it was cotton candy time.

    Best.
    BDSM.
    Event.
    Evah.

  20. Scarlet Fever

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    Most.
    Disturbing.
    Story.
    Evah.

    and clearly in the lead right now...

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    I need to go take a shower and brush my teeth after reading that Suchick.

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    Sneaky Pete's Whorehouse

    Yes, the place did exist.
    I grew up on a border town between Ontario and Michigan. We used to go across the river a lot because the bars were open an hour longer than ours were.
    Close to our favourite bar was a place called Sneaky Pete's, where you could drop a little cash and get laid. It was quite famous and well visited by Canadian steelworkers on payday. I had never been there but my friends had told me many stories from when they had visited.

    One evening we were sitting around the bar at home on a slow night and I said "Let's go to Pete's. I'll buy hookers for you guys." I had about $800 in my pocket and lungs full of some great Red Columbian weed. The plan was to get them laid and then hit the U.S. bar where I would try to score with the American women.

    We crossed the border and when I pulled up close to Pete's I gave each of my two friends $50. This was many years ago and hookers were inexpensive. We went inside this broken-down looking 2 story house that looked pretty shady. Three coloured ladies were sitting in the front room. Three fairly large women. Duke immediately took the best looking one by the hand and went upstairs quickly. Brian looked the others over and selected the smaller of the two and headed upstairs too. I was content to just sit there and wait for them to finish their business.

    Twice the last hooker asked if I wanted to go upstairs and twice I declined. After sitting there in uncomfortable silence for abOUT 15 minutes, I guess the weed buzz finally had me thinking "What the hell. It can't be any worse than sitting here feeling stupid" and I said "Let's go do it honey"...When she stood up, she was abOUT 5' 2" and two hundred pounds .I thought "Eeeek!...but at least my buddies wouldn't see what prize I had won by being last..

    Upstairs she told me to get undressed and asked what I wanted..I said "What have you got?"..She said "$20 for a fuck or $30 for a blowjob". I asked if she gave good blowjobs and she replied "I give the best blowjobs in Michigan" , so I gave her $30 and said get at it...

    I was laying on my back on the bed with nothing on but my work boots and my Missouri ball cap while humungowoman licked and sucked on me. The site was so surreal to me that I just couldn't get more than a semi and I kept laughing..Finally I thought I heard my buddies heading downstairs so I said" Forget it, it ain't going to happen." She looked very disappointed as I got dressed .I don't think that she got to go upstairs very often. As I was getting dressed I said "Can I have my money back?" She looked at me and asked why..I then told her that "You said that you gave the best blowjobs in Michigan and I've had much better than that from high school girls."

    Oh Fckn SNAP!!!! She started cursing and swinging at me..She threw a lamp at me but I was already heading down the stairs , still trying to get my pants all the way up..I ran past my buddies and their "ladies" in the front room yelling "Run! Run for your lives!"..They started to laugh until they saw the monster I had created had followed me and was swinging at everyone in sight. Duke took a good shot to the back of the head before he made it OUT the door. Brian tripped and Duke ran right over him. I was halfway down the street before they caught up and asked what had happened..I then told them that I just learned that "No matter how bad the sex with a hooker was, NEVER ask for your money back."    

  23. Scarlet Fever

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     fantastic story dave. i laughed, i cried, i felt bad for the hooker... just a great story

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     suchick's story was more bizarre/crazy than funny imo. wait.. is it supposed to be funny?

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     I have a story in the works- hopefully it reads similar to this.

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     thanks lomax... im not going to be able to sleep for weeks

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    ^^ these are some great positions and moves in there... for your future use^

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     i cant top any of these.... funniest thing that's happened to me would have to be pulling a hammy after trying to switch positions without pulling out...

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    bstearns said:  i cant top any of these.... funniest thing that's happened to me would have to be pulling a hammy after trying to switch positions without pulling out...

     
    if you re-arrange the wording you have a very funny story  

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     dave's is best now....it has to have humor to beat chappys puke in the clothes hamper.

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