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  1. red baron

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     I am sure there are a lot of sweet Tats out there as well as horrible ones. Show em all!!!

    I will start with this one. I taught Babes' X-BF and his bestfriend how to ride a few seasons ago and this is how I am repaid...

    D-Bags

  2. drjcv

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     i can't read it

  3. red baron

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     I couldn't read it either...until I realized it said "SNOW"  

    wait for it....wait for it...you'll see it

  4. District

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    if i ever got one it might be, "there's no place like home" with a farm scene

  5. contra

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    i saw it easily after you said that. until you said that i had scrutinized it without seeing anything

  6. District

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    red-baron said:  I couldn't read it either...until I realized it said "SNOW"  
    wait for it....wait for it...you'll see it

     

    horrible

  7. Junkshow

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     I thought it said s'mores

  8. contra

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    junkshow said:  I thought it said s'mores

     

    that would actually be cooler

  9. jza

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     s'mores are way warmer than snow.

  10. contra

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     dave?

  11. Ninety-Roll

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    what a tool.

  12. blutters

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    blutters is tattoo-less.

    but when I'm ready.

     

  13. peh760603

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    from http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    (before reading this site, i never knew how white i really was)

    When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break. All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam. Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos.

    But do not make the mistake of thinking that white people like all tattoos. In fact, they hate a great number of them:

    * Anything with an American Flag or Eagle
    * References to Military Services
    * Tribal Arm Bands
    * “Heritage”
    * Faces of children, spouses, or dead people
    * Tattoos with more than one color

    A white person getting a tattoo is a major step in their life as it presupposes that their taste at this given moment is good enough to sustain them for the rest of their lives. Needless to say, this is a near impossible task. This is why you don’t see a lot of white people with R.E.M. or Strokes tattoos.

    White people can only get tattoos of the only thing that they are guaranteed to like in five years, and needless to say it’s a short list. But two things will never go out of style with white people: humor and irony.

    An ironic/funny tat can come in many forms: a piece of bacon, old Nintendo characters, mustaches on the inside of their finger, or Asian Characters that say something funny and self-aware like “dim sum,”"chicken fried rice,” or “I can’t read Chinese.”

    The Chinese or Japanese character is an interesting case study about the dangers of getting a tattoo with a personal meaning. You see, about fifteen years ago these were considered to be acceptable. Then the wrong kind of white people started getting sentences like “trust no one” or words like “beauty,” “truth,” or “endurance.” To make a more modern analogy, it would be like The Arcade Fire being featured on a Jock Jams CD.

    White people learned their lesson.

    A white person with the right kind of tattoo is generally very popular within the white community since they have shown a demonstrated commitment to irony, humor, and in some cases, self-deprecation.

    If you find yourself competing socially with one of these people, there are a few things you can do in order to defeat them.

    Your saving grace is the fact that white people not only enjoy getting funny/ironic tattoos, but they really enjoy talking about them too! Therefore, it is essential that you already have 2-3 clever tattoo ideas ready to drop into a conversation.

    “Yeah, that finger mustache is pretty cool but a lot of people have it. (Note: this is the meanest thing you can say). I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of a donut around my belly button or a picture of a hamburger on my forearm so I can order food when I’m in Japan.”

    Your conversation partner will likely then tell you about the clever tattoos that they have been thinking of and before you know it they have forgotten all about your competition.  

  14. Junkshow

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    district said: if i ever got one it might be, "there's no place like home" with a farm scene

     
    I like this.

  15. blutters

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  16. Scarlet Fever

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     if i move away from new jersey in the next couple years, i'll get as jersey devil tattoo, and no, i dont mean the hockey team

  17. red baron

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    blutters said:

     
    saw a documentary about body mod. This guy was interviewed. He said he wanted to stretch his ears tell he could put them over his head.

  18. contra

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     cool goal.

  19. sea_to_sky

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     Here is mine, respresentin my polish heritage.

  20. red baron

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     90 should dig that.

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    sea_to_sky said:  Here is mine, respresentin my polish heritage.

     
    very nice

  22. Ninety-Roll

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     i do like it. it seems as though every Polack that has a tattoo usually has that one. surprisingly, i don't have one. my step sis has a rad one...i'm sure she'll post it in here some day.

  23. contra

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    trooth.  my polack cousin in law has it.

  24. contra

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     austria's coat of arms pwns that thing.

  25. sea_to_sky

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     that is my first one. im gnna get a rib piece just not quit sure of what yet.

  26. Ninety-Roll

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     i am itchin' to get my other elbow tatted up. thinking floral, but not sure what kinda of flower.

  27. Ninety-Roll

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    contra said:  austria's coat of arms pwns that thing.

     

    false.

    that thing looks like it was used to clear chimneys.

  28. contra

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     that mofo broke through the chains of communism

  29. Ninety-Roll

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    contra said:  that mofo broke through the chains of communism

     

    haha, Austria = Germany Jr.

  30. sea_to_sky

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    ninety-roll said:

    contra said:  austria's coat of arms pwns that thing.

     
    false.
    that thing looks like it was used to clear chimneys.

     

    word.

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