I once pooped in a lunch box...

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  1. buggravy

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    I once pooped in a lunch box...   

     For the record, I really hate this thread. But yeah, in college my roommates (1 of whom was my little bro) and I got into a toilet booby trap war, wherein we'd fold over ketchup packets and place them under the feet of the opposition's toilet seat so that they'd explode when someone sat down. Everybody caught on pretty quick, but my brother had a bad habit of shitting in my toilet because it was most convenient, so I booby-trapped my own toilet with taco bell fire sauce. He came in from a run, went straight for my bathroom, and took a fire sauce bull's eye right to the sweaty corn hole. He painfully conceded victory, and the war ended.

  2. TahoeChappy

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    Tosh.0 rarely disappoints, and how a propos that I just watched this

    Rock climber shitting himself....

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  3. Sodder

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    My junior year of high school I got cheated out of a state championship ring in baseball (started every game, batted over .300 but didn't go to the state tourney due to my father's passing). We won it all and I didn't get a plaque or ring... Enough of the sob story.

    To prove to my ball coach that I was angry with him I ran track instead of playing ball. I was in good shape so it came somewhat naturally (so I thought).

    I pole vaulted, rant the 300 hurdles, the 400, 4 X 400, 800 and 4 X 800.

    Just so you know, I WAS not a middle distance guy.

    One day during practice we were running fart licks around the track for 800 practice.

    I wasn't feeling to spry.

    I ended up shitting inside my compression shorts during the first lap. I rant the rest of the lap and at full speed kept running straight to the bathroom. Squeezing out little plops every step.

    The men's bathroom was locked.

    I cleaned myself up in the women's room while holding the bathroom door shut.

    My coach was quite upset until he saw the trail I left.

    In his words "Jon, Hansel and Grettle left bred crumbs, not hershey kisses, to find their way back home. Clean your poop off the field house emblem (I had to run through the main gate which had a nice DL and mustang inlaid in the concrete) and go home"

    Uncomfortable ride across town.

  4. Serraph

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     I am a lucky lucky woman.

  5. DanDan

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    buggravy said:  For the record, I really love this thread.

     

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  7. drjcv

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    tahoechappy said: Tosh.0 rarely disappoints, and how a propos that I just watched this
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    so funny had me in stitiches

  8. Ampersand

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    The series of events that came together to make this day happen are odd. They are nonetheless true. Total fat kid story.

    In sixth grade, I was sitting in homeroom, probably right around 8:15am. We were fucking off a bit and a friend of mine grabbed my arm. Somehow I flipped completely over in the desk. I was upside down in the seated position with the desk over me.

    While the flippage occured the button blew off my bugle boys (claim!), but at the same time my shirt got caught in the zipper.

    Not knowing what to do, and too embarrassed to tell anyone, I spent the entire day in fear of my pants falling off. Fortunately this never happened. On the other hand, I was unable to unzip my fly to take a piss/shit all day. 8 periods and a bumpy bus ride to get home around 4:30, I pissed myself 30 feet from my front door. I was totally alone and it was still the worst feeling ever.

  9. rossco23

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     no pee stories allowed

  10. Ninety-Roll

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    I once pooped in a lunch box...   

     Long story short:

    Went to a beach in Rhode Island during Hurricane Earl with Chrispy a.k.a. Red&Black her on EL and another friend to go risk our lives swimming in the Atlantic. We had just eaten McDonalds and hour earlier and I had 10 nuggets, a mcchicken a double cheeseburger and fries.

    I got the bubble guts the moment my toes hit the water, and I knew shit was about to get soggy real quick for me. The beach was empty. Empty. I waddled down a 1/4 mile until I couldn't take it, and happened upon a log of drift wood on the beach. I used it as a seat, ripped my trunks off (a you all prolly know I am a nekkid pooper), and the moment I squatted down my asshole's flood gates opened and I plopped out, there on the sand, in the driving warm tropical rain, waves raging and crashing a few feet away, the most watery, oatmeal-textured bicycle seat-shapes shit ever.

    And as I got up, nude, I walked towards the water to rinse off, because, as you all know I prefer a shower after a poop...right then, a 50-something couple walking their dog on the beach happened to walk by me, holding my trunks in one hand and my dick swining free, for them to see. And I couldn't have cared any less.  

  11. Ninety-Roll

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  12. Hip Bag

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    Thanks for the graphic details.  

  13. contra

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    so this is finally public

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    I once pooped in a lunch box...   

    i have a friend who shat directly on a kid who was cleaning a latrine at their boy scout camp.

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    contra said: i have a friend who shat directly on a kid who was cleaning a latrine at their boy scout camp.

     

    As an adult...?

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    ninety-roll said:

    contra said: i have a friend who shat directly on a kid who was cleaning a latrine at their boy scout camp.

     
    As an adult...?

    no, early or mid teens. Victim was a shit head apparently

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    contra said: Victim was a shit head apparently

     

  17. shralp

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    This is the greatest shit thread of all shit threads.

  18. Supra

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     in my brother's university there was a big student residence that was so big they had floor rivalries rather than rivalries with other residences. Anyways, some guys from the 4th floor found a room left open on the third floor, snuck in and one guy took a dump in one of the pillow cases and wiped his ass with the other...and the rest is legend...but it could be an urban legend

  19. TahoeChappy

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    rossco23 said:  no pee stories allowed

     

    OK not in this thread......but in the long lost "Campfire Stories (may contain sex, drugs, and large firecrakers)" thread pee stories and anything else goes.....        

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    I once pooped in a lunch box...   

     if only the bmb were still alive. the story thread on there was filled with so much awesomeness that its hard to believe it was even real!

  21. TahoeChappy

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    rossco23 said:  if only the bmb were still alive. the story thread on there was filled with so much awesomeness that its hard to believe it was even real!

     

    paging ttocsxela, paging ttocsxela.....

    I do believe that he captured several award winning threads a couple of years ago that maybe, just maybe, could be pasted into the lounge and resuscitated???

  22. rossco23

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  23. phony_stark

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    I once pooped in a lunch box...   

    In a co-worker's file cabinet.

    There was no emergency, or intoxication that would have made this a rushed or mistaken poop respectively. Just me taking the browns to the endzone and scoring. 

  24. TahoeChappy

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    tahoechappy said:

    rossco23 said:  if only the bmb were still alive. the story thread on there was filled with so much awesomeness that its hard to believe it was even real!

     
    paging ttocsxela, paging ttocsxela.....
    I do believe that he captured several award winning threads a couple of years ago that maybe, just maybe, could be pasted into the lounge and resuscitated???

    alas Alex said no....... 

  25. TahoeChappy

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    rossco23 said:  no pee stories allowed

     

    aaaaaaaaand I got another very recent self-deprecating one to share over here in the Campfire Stories thread.....

    http://easyloungin.com/forum/topic.php?id=26&page=4&replies=93#post-477755  

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