This thread is for unapologetic muscle building elitists only.
First things first:
1) Elliptical trainers are for kweers and womenz.
2) Muscle shirts enhance your sexy by 3000 times.
3) Workout gloves are a must so people know you're not fucking around.
5) Developing a proper mirror pose is tough work. Executing that mirror pose at the gym is critical so all the ladies can witness the glory of your jacked fibras.
Typing in a Boston accent is encouraged.