This thread is for unapologetic muscle building elitists only.
First things first:
1) Elliptical trainers are for kweers and womenz.
2) Muscle shirts enhance your sexy by 3000 times.
3) Workout gloves are a must so people know you're not fucking around.
4) PRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEEINN
5) Developing a proper mirror pose is tough work. Executing that mirror pose at the gym is critical so all the ladies can witness the glory of your jacked fibras.
Typing in a Boston accent is encouraged.
I wish. My chest may be able to handle benching 550, but my hands might assplode.
i hate working out, but i really need to start.
The elipticals at my school's wellness center have TV's mounted on the front of them. Last night I got on one at 8:30 to watch some free cable and it turned off on me at 9:30. Apparently I climbed 10,000 feet and went 4 miles... ?
Luckily I only do 550 a couple days a month. The rest of the time I rep out 500 without the gloves. I get most of my hand calluses from rubbing my abs so the females can see what a suitable mate I am.slipkid said: you use a pad when you squat too?
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'SCUSE ME, PUSSY FOOTING PHAGGAWTS. GTFO OF MY MUSCLE THREAD. Leave body weight exercises to fat middle schoolers and soccer moms.
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That dude did not get that way from climbing alone? looks amazing!!
Drinking my post-workout shake in class right now. Why? DEDICATION.
larry sometimes you remind me of the "cheerios" coach from Glee. i <3 her. :*
dasblunt said: That dude did not get that way from climbing alone btw. looks amazing!!
actually he did, unless you also get that way from chanting koombaya, burning incense, and smoking massive quantities of ganj
I don't watch Glee but you compared me to a woman. Love fest over.
SHIT. Does she have a nice gastroc split? Bloated calves get me chubbed.contra said: she's as much of a she as richard simmons is a he
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contra said: larry sometimes you remind me of the "cheerios" coach from Glee. i <3 her. :*
dasblunt said: That dude did not get that way from climbing alone btw. looks amazing!!
actually he did, unless you also get that way from chanting koombaya, burning incense, and smoking massive quantities of ganj
no fucking way? that is amazing...so ripped from climbing alone? I am skeptical, but believe you.
Why would you climb a mountain when you can lift free weights in a gym full of hot bitches? Is he homo?
goggles said: this thread is worthless withOUT pics of said jacked fibras.
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foxpuppet:
wheres the vids?...
jessschlenk:
so much pow in that vid...someday i'll make boobcon...stuck right coast for now....
Stealth:
*mauled...
sohegirl:
sohegirl said: Knew here guys and my first post!
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