THE ANAEROBIC AND ANABOLIC THREAD

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  1. JungleLarry

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    THE ANAEROBIC AND ANABOLIC THREAD   

    This thread is for unapologetic muscle building elitists only.

    First things first:

    1) Elliptical trainers are for kweers and womenz.
    2) Muscle shirts enhance your sexy by 3000 times.
    3) Workout gloves are a must so people know you're not fucking around.
    4) PRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEEINN
    5) Developing a proper mirror pose is tough work. Executing that mirror pose at the gym is critical so all the ladies can witness the glory of your jacked fibras.

    Typing in a Boston accent is encouraged.    

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     tell me #3 is a joke cuase the rest of them are sirius bidness.

  3. JungleLarry

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    I wish. My chest may be able to handle benching 550, but my hands might assplode.  

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     you use a pad when you squat too?

    feeg

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    gloves are for pussies. Calluses let everyone know you're hardcore when you shake their hand.  

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     i hate working out, but i really need to start.

  7. contra

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    lifting weights is silly.

  8. slipkid

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    alkasquawlik said:  i hate working out, but i really need to start.

     newbies need not enter the freeweight area, but you are more than welcome
    to use the cybex machines by the front desk.

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    rlang said: gloves are for pussies. Calluses let everyone know you're hardcore when you shake their hand.  

     only whores and lawyers have soft hands.

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    The elipticals at my school's wellness center have TV's mounted on the front of them. Last night I got on one at 8:30 to watch some free cable and it turned off on me at 9:30. Apparently I climbed 10,000 feet and went 4 miles... ?

  11. JungleLarry

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    slipkid said:  you use a pad when you squat too?
    feeg

    Luckily I only do 550 a couple days a month. The rest of the time I rep out 500 without the gloves. I get most of my hand calluses from rubbing my abs so the females can see what a suitable mate I am.

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    contra said: lifting weights is silly.

     

    ...because your ass is heavy enough.

    pull-ups, push-ups& dips ftw.

  13. contra

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     climbing ftw. fuck the rest

  14. JungleLarry

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    'SCUSE ME, PUSSY FOOTING PHAGGAWTS. GTFO OF MY MUSCLE THREAD. Leave body weight exercises to fat middle schoolers and soccer moms.

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    FREEEEDOM

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     That dude did not get that way from climbing alone? looks amazing!!  

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    Drinking my post-workout shake in class right now. Why? DEDICATION.

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    larry sometimes you remind me of the "cheerios" coach from Glee. i <3 her. :*

    dasblunt said:  That dude did not get that way from climbing alone btw. looks amazing!!

     

    actually he did, unless you also get that way from chanting koombaya, burning incense, and smoking massive quantities of ganj

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    I don't watch Glee but you compared me to a woman. Love fest over.

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    she's as much of a she as richard simmons is a he

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     Free weights? PFFFFFTTTTT!!!!

    Rubber bands for the double U.  

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     My biceps is growing and I don't like it.

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    contra said: she's as much of a she as richard simmons is a he

    SHIT. Does she have a nice gastroc split? Bloated calves get me chubbed.

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    contra said: larry sometimes you remind me of the "cheerios" coach from Glee. i <3 her. :*

    dasblunt said:  That dude did not get that way from climbing alone btw. looks amazing!!

     
    actually he did, unless you also get that way from chanting koombaya, burning incense, and smoking massive quantities of ganj

     

    no fucking way? that is amazing...so ripped from climbing alone? I am skeptical, but believe you.

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    yeah i've seen other climbers that look like that but it is a unique body type for climbing. he's generally considered one of the best, if not the best, in the world.

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     Why would you climb a mountain when you can lift free weights in a gym full of hot bitches? Is he homo?

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    this thread is worthless withOUT pics of said jacked fibras.

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    junglelarry said:  Why would you climb a mountain when you can lift free weights in a gym full of hot bitches? Is he homo?

     he's probably a little bit curious

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    goggles said: this thread is worthless withOUT pics of said jacked fibras.

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     you've definitely bulked up since the last pics you've posted...good work.

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